Where do we start? How about with the phrase “an escaped herd of of alpacas”? Who then decide to take a dip in Loch Ness? Evidently Nessie is a vegetarian because there was no mention of any of the rogue llamas missing later. But it did make for some interesting photos with those long necks. A bit less sensational but nonetheless interesting is this report of a Mysterious ‘Large Black Animal’ Spotted Roaming In Fields Near City. The witness felt certain it was neither a dog or house cat, and suggestions were made by the public of it being an alien big cat. However, a member of the local wildlife rescue has made some observations that tend to discredit the ABC notion and lend credence to the possibility of it being a pregnant house cat. (CM)
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