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I’m furious after a Tardis-like PORTABLE TOILET was dumped in my parking spot – I’ve had to leave an angry note
A BLOKE was stunned to find a Tardis-like PORTABLE TOILET dumped in his parking space.
Awais Shahzada had come back from gym when he found the smelly visitor which looked remarkably like Dr Who’s famous Police Box.
Perplexed at the toilet – plonked there by builders – he slapped a note on it demanding Dr Who shift his “space time sh***er”.
Awais, from Redbridge, East London, said: “I messaged my friends about it and were all saying I should push it out or that they could come the next day and move it.
“I never got angry [about it] because it’s a toilet, it’s kind of funny.
“Maybe Dr Who has had to cut back in the cost-of-living crisis? It must cost a lot of money to maintain this time machine and travel through space as well.”
Despite having to park elsewhere, Awais saw the funny side and scrawled a note that he stuck to the door.
It read: “Hi Dr Who. Mate, you’ve parked your space time sh**ter on my parking bay. Can you please move it? Thanks!”
The local government worker posed next to it for a series of snaps before contacting his estate agent the following day who had it moved.
The ‘Turdis’, as one joker online branded it, was moved to a patch of grass nearby but still had the note emblazoned on the front.
Awais said: “If I’d decided to be cheeky and put a toilet there and then someone put a note on it, I’d take it down to save myself embarrassment.”
The 32-year-old shared his pictures on social media, with the post racking up almost 200 likes, comments and shares.
Social media users found the incident hilarious and commented on his predicament.
One joked : “Missed an opportunity to say ‘Turdis’ there surely.”
Another commented: “Dr Poo in his Turdis.”
While a third chimed: “Who dumps their bog on someone’s property?”
Site Equip, who own the portable toilet, declined to comment.
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My wife of 30 years dumped me for her nephew
DEAR DEIDRE: MY wife, during a split from me, had a fling with her nephew and moved him into our home.
Now it’s over, she wants to repair our relationship. I do still love her and don’t know what to do.
She’s 53 and I’m 57. Her nephew (by marriage, not blood) is 31.
My wife has been having a mid-life crisis since turning 50 — dressing younger, wanting sex all the time, and dissatisfied with everything.
She told me I didn’t appreciate her enough.
The affair with her nephew began when we went to a wedding.
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We were on the same table, with her seated next to the young man.
They got on like a house on fire. After the wedding, they were messaging every day.
It clearly wasn’t a normal aunt/nephew relationship.
She started to meet him too. She’d come home in the early hours, looking dishevelled.
It was clear they were having sex. I told her it was disgusting and she was making a show of herself.
She said horrible things to me about my sexual performance, then told me to leave the house.
I was only too happy to get away, and to think about divorce.
The next thing I heard, she had moved him in.
Of course, the it didn’t work out and my wife ended it — probably because of the shame when her family and friends stopped talking to her.
Now she’s asked me to come home.
We were married for 30 years and it’s my house too, so I have agreed to return.
But I’m in the spare room and wonder if we should divorce.
DEIDRE SAYS: Your wife’s affair with her nephew wasn’t the cause of your problems, but a symptom of them.
She was clearly very unhappy before that, both with your relationship and her life in general.
Now she’s perhaps realising her foolishness.
Shame is a powerful emotion too.
You say you still love her.
Whether you can forgive and forget is another matter.
If you think that’s possible, then you both need to work on repairing your relationship.
But she must be honest with you about why she ran off with her nephew, and agree to resolve your problems together, or your marriage won’t last beyond an initial reconciliation.
Some relationship counselling would benefit you both.
Contact Tavistock Relationships (tavistockrelationships.org) who provide online help as well as face to face.
Babatunde Aleshe news LIVE: I’m a Celeb fans in shock as Charlene is first to be dumped from the jungle
LOOSE Women star Charlene White became the first celebrity to be dumped from the jungle tonight, as fans decided to send her home.
Charlene was the bookies’ favourite to be the first person kicked out of the jungle before the show, and their prediction was on the money.
Fans were devastated to see her go, with one tweeting: “That ending of Charlene and her relative had me teary.”
Meanwhile, Boy George clashed with former Health Secretary Matt Hancock.
The 80s pop icon admitted he’d been “hating on” the MP, as he confronted him about his time in the camp.
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