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I’m learning how to curse exes and talk to the dead in So May It Be
I am loving all the magical witchy games we’ve been covering for RPS Magic Week, but I wanna learn how to actually be a witch, you know? I wanna learn the witchy ways, and not just from some not-so-well informed TikToks.
Thankfully, So May It Be has been my gateway to Witchcraft 101. It’s a sapphic dating sim about a bunch of witches just hanging out doing witchy things. You’re part of a small coven with your three friends, and you all meet online every night to chat about school, shitty part-time jobs, and of course, witchcraft. At the end of each evening, you can privately ask one of your friends to hang out the next day 1 on 1, getting to know them better and just doing cool witch shit.
Love Island girls’ famous exes revealed – from Owen Warner to rapper and former villa star
LOVE Island’s cast might be on the fast-track to fame – but for many it’s not their first brush with celebrity.
Several of the girls have already has relationships with big names, as we learnt on Monday night’s show.
Stars were asked to drink if they’d ever dated a celeb – and the answers were very interesting indeed…
Lana Jenkins
As Lana revealed on Love Island last night, she had a lockdown romance with I’m A Celeb’s Owen Warner.
The news emerged during a round of the game Never Have I Ever where the Islanders were asked to spill their celebrity romances (but not their drinks).
Speaking about the Hollyoaks hunk, Lana, 25, said: “We had a lovely relationship.
“We had a bit of a lockdown relationship so we spent a lot of time together and then when we ended.
“We ended amicably so I have nothing bad to say about our relationship and the time we spent together.”
Money advisor Ron Hall, also 25, who Lana is coupled up with, seemed less impressed.
He complained: “So basically I’m competing with someone who’s just come runner-up on a massive show and who’s an actor and I work in finance? Yeah, erm, sick. This is great.”
Tanya Manhenga
Tanya said she’d dated a famous footballer – who she didn’t name – and a rapper – who she instantly did.
After drinking during the game, the 22-year-old science student elaborated just a little.
She said: “Mine was a footballer and then the other one was a rapper. It was Not3s.”
The 24-year-old Londoner’s real name is Lukman Olanrewaju Odunaike but is best known as Not3s – pronounced ‘Notes’.
His song Addison Lee (Peng Ting Called Maddison) was released in 2016 and became a viral hit.
Zara Deniz Lackenby-Brown
With the best will in the world you are not likely to call this ‘dating a celeb’ – but Zara, 25, still drank.
She told the assembled stars: “I’ve got in with an athlete before… a famous athlete. I’ve kissed Usain Bolt.”
Bolt, of course, is a legendary Jamaican sprinter who was so fast he once ran at a speed just shy of 28mph.
Ron was first out of the blocks with the obvious joke, asking: “Did it finish quick?”
Olivia Hawkins
Former Bond girl Olivia has appeared opposite Daniel Craig and acted alongside Jason Statham.
However, she once went on a date with someone much closer to the show – Jack Fowler.
She was seen on a speed-date with the lad, who appeared in the 2018 series of the show, which was won by Dani Dyer and Jack Fincham.
During the speed dates, Olivia, 27, revealed she was a keen dancer, laid back and enjoyed partying in Brighton.
She also chatted to Chunkz, Yung Filly and Harry Pinero on Footasylum’s Does The Shoe Fit?
Love Island 2023 cast revealed
Here’s your rundown of the 2023 Love Island contestants
- All about Bond actress Olivia Hawkins
- The villa’s first partially-sighted star Ron Hall
- Who is Tanyel Revan?
- Everything to know about Kai Fagan
- Make-up artist to the stars Lana Jenkins
- Who is TikTok farmer Will Young?
- All about science student Tanya Manhenga
- Everything to know about Shaq Muhammad
- Who is Love Island‘s Anna-May Robey?
- All about Haris Namani
- Bombshell and footballer Tom Clare
- Who is Love Island bombshell Zara Lackenby-Brown?
- Australian beauty Jessie Wynter explained
- All about Aaron Waters
- The full Love Island cast revealed
Drake’s exes unionize in new ‘SNL’ sketch
Are you a woman who’s ever had an encounter with Drake that then turns into him using your likeness to diss you in a song? Well, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
In a new sketch from Saturday Night Live, the exes of the rapper Drake have had enough—they’re unionizing as the “United Tingz of Aubrey.”
For too long Drake has written hit after hit about women who have wronged him (and some women who’ve done nothing at all).
“My name is Courtney,” starts one ex, played by Ego Nwodim. “I left Drake a voicemail once about an overdue car payment and now I’m an interlude on an album. How does that work?”
You didn’t even have to be dating Drake to catch his scorn.
“That Keke do you love me song ruined my damn life,” says host Keke Palmer. “That man had the whole internet asking if I’m the Keke, well yes I’m THE Keke but just not that Keke. Stop acting like we smashed and give me my damn six million dollars.”