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Here’s something to do while you wait for Diablo 4: Plot out Diablo 4 characters with this incredibly handy build planner tool
Trump Breaks Facebook Silence With Incredibly Lame Post
After more than two years of radio silence, Donald Trump has returned to Facebook, officially. “I’M BACK,” the former president (and once again presidential hopeful) posted to the social media site on Friday afternoon, along with a clip from his 2016 election win.
DC Comics’ 2023 Pride Plans Are, Once Again, Incredibly Impressive
Last year, we were suitably impressed when DC Comics revealed its plans for how it was going to celebrate Pride Month (and how paltry Marvel’s offerings looked in comparison). Commendably, the publisher’s not resting on its laurels this June—it has special edition comics, an actual book, and much more in the works,…
How Star Wars: Tales from the Galaxy’s Edge – Enhanced Edition provides an incredibly immersive experience on PS VR2
Behold the incredibly blursed Dagoth Ur pie
How can you eat a god?!?!
The Case of the Incredibly Long-Lived Mouse Cells
Whoops! The latest Destiny 2 hotfix deleted a bunch of incredibly hard-to-earn achievements
Marvel Snap is incredible, but its cash prices are incredibly stupid
Make no mistake: Marvel Snap is one of the very best games of 2022. I know that, as ever, the awards chatter was dominated by bigger console games – but seriously, I’ve now definitely played more of this free-to-play card battler than pretty much everything that came out last year that isn’t called Elden Ring. Marvel Snap is a near-perfect experience… except for when it’s trying to take your money.
Marvel Snap is the sort of rare game where I feel the need to show it off. Over the holidays, I prodded it under the nose of friends and family members who typically only play a couple of games a year. ‘This is a great time killer’, I’d enthuse. ‘It’s the perfect toilet game’. It is. Bathroom breaks have never been so exhilarating.
Part of this is just a brilliant combination of stuff. Synergy, you know? The MCU might feel like it’s stalling in the public consciousness just a little (over the holidays, I heard a variation of the ‘I was done after Endgame’ sentiment about six or seven times), but Marvel’s characters are now embedded into the public consciousness in a way they weren’t before. This makes the universe far more fertile ground for a great collectible card game than some of its rivals like Magic or WarCraft, which, let’s face it, are for us nerds.
I’m a hot guy – women say it’s incredibly sexy when I do a certain chore shirtless, they can’t wait to see me vacuum
GENERALLY speaking, it’s bad etiquette to give someone cleaning implements as a holiday gift.
But after one man established his online reputation as a meticulous cleaner, none of the women in his comments section would mind finding him under the Christmas tree.
Self-taught chef Cedrik Lorenzen doesn’t just cook – he cleans up after, too[/caption]
The self-taught chef, Cedrik Lorenzen, runs a TikTok page full of his delicious homemade meals.
But it’s not the gorgeous, perfectly-plated foods he prepares that really entice women: it’s what he does after dessert is finished.
In a video clip, Lorenzen showed off his one-of-a-kind method of cleaning the dishes.
He gave each plate, bowl, and piece of flatware dedicated attention, and when the heat from the kitchen got overwhelming, he stripped off his shirt.
The video was much more intimate than most posts on #CleanTok. At one point, Lorenzen even spat onto one of the dishes.
“Real men do dishes,” he captioned the short, seductive clip.
Women in the comments couldn’t believe their eyes. Several said they wouldn’t mind receiving this particular dishwasher as a gift.
“The fact he can make a thirst trap of cleaning,” said one dumbstruck woman. “And it works!”
“That was the sexist dishwashing I’ve ever seen,” another fan said. “Can’t wait to see you vacuum.”
Commenters were thankful, to Lorenzen and to higher powers.
“Just want to take a moment to thank God for my eyesight,” a grateful gal said.
Lorenzen leaned on the counter and spat into the dishwasher[/caption]
Several commenters said they “identified” as plates, or as Lorenzen’s sink – whatever it would take to get a good rubdown from him.
The shirtless chef was hot enough on his own, but his sensual scrubbing skyrocketed his rating off the scale.
“Nothing and I repeat NOTHING is sexier than a man cleaning,” one woman swore.
Another agreed, saying Lorenzen knew his target audience. “Sponsored by: the female gaze,” she wrote.