This is your captain speaking our flight is cruising at 31,000 feet and with a headwind we should be arriving in Magonia around 13 o’clock local time. In the meantime, here’s some weird heavy breathing and eerie sighs. Funnin’ around aside, Andy Baio jumps feet-first into the mystery by enumerating five instances of creepy noises not to mention pointing out how even white hats and black hats can’t figure out if there’s a hack for these shenanigans. In keeping with the inexplicable A CIA Doctor Investigating The Mysterious Havana Syndrome Says He Got Symptoms Of The Illness Himself while in Cuba. Once again the specter of electromagnetics and microwaves are being raised despite conventional wisdom. (CS)
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