Advent Calendar posts that have already gone, we have 50-ish bits of hashtag seasonal hashtag content this year, which I think is the most I’ve had to schedule for a Christmas break yet), but almost everything after this point is a scheduled post, made of time travel words written days or weeks ago. I’m live and uncensored, baby. I’m going to fire up Among Trees. Let’s go and be alone together. But don’t worry, I take my responisbility seriously, so I’ll make sure the final word is a joke.