In 2019 Betelgeuse dimmed then returned to its normal brightness, yet astronomers like Tim Newcomb are still Monday morning quarterbacking the event and the phenomenon precipitating the event. There’s some new data available which is intriguing, but does it mean Betelgeuse will pop in our lifetime? As for you nerds, follow @betelbot on the Twitters to track Big Red’s status. Don’t feel so smug, puny hyu-mon as you have other matters to worry about like The Length Of Earth’s Days Has Been Mysteriously Increasing and your laughable excuses for ‘scientists’ still don’t know why! Join Matt King and Christopher Watson in scratching your collective heads over this anomaly before Zeta Reticuli’s invasion fleet arrives to claim your pathetic wet pebble in the name of our Empress! Also Backwards Shockwaves From Deep Space Are Puzzling Scientists like one of your Earth ‘dogs’ cocking their head when they hear a funny noise. Events in the noble galaxy cluster you call “Abell 3266” are counter to your so-called ‘conventional wisdom’ yet one Caroline Delbert seems to understand it better than most of your primate siblings. Perhaps Zeta Reticuli shall spare her! AHEM… also as a lead-in for our following section turns out AI Technology Detects 11 New Space Anomalies. I assure you there are petabytes of astronomical data that haven’t been seen by human eyes since people require time and money to pore over slides, images, and other data. AI, on the other hand, can do the work harder, better, faster, and stronger while returning really cool stuff. While Thea Felicity doesn’t have a slideshow of those eleven anomalies, she does link to the study in question and it’s well-worth your attention. (CS)
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